Clara's Corner: On The Lighter side.....FUNNY SIGNS

Sunday, April 03, 2011

On The Lighter side.....FUNNY SIGNS

In a Podiatrist"s office: Time Wounds All Heels.
On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday"s Meals- On Wheels.
On a Plumbers"s truck: We Repair What Your Husband Fixed.
On another Plumber"s truck: Don't Sleep With A Drip....Call Your Plumber.
On a Church's Billboard: 7 days without God makes one weak.
At a Tire Store in Milwaukee: Invite Us To Your Next Blowout.
On an Electrician's truck: Let Us Remove Your Shorts.
On a Maternity Room Door: PUSH...PUSH...PUSH.
At an Optometrist's Office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
Outside a Muffler Shop: No Appointment Necessary; We Hear You Coming.
In A Veterinarian's waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: Drive Carefully! We'll Wait....
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: CAUTION.....This Truck Is Full of Political Promises.

2 comments:

Marci said...: I loved these, Clara. :); 8:47 AM
Mountain Mama said...: Love the funny signs. I made a copy to send to a retired plumber friend.
Thanks for sharing these.
God Bless You; 9:04 PM

WHERE I'M FROM........

I am from hayfield and blackberry patches, gathering eggs and selling them to my Daddy in his store. I am from a house with no bath....but a path. I am from cherry trees where I climbed and ate more than I carried home.....from digging potatoes in the rich earth. I am from skinny dipping and swinging on grape vines, two room school house, sitting on the front porch while my Mother played the guitar.....wringer washers and wash tubs. I am from playing the piano, the accordian and making playhouses in the woods....hide and seek, jumping rope and May I. From: Raleigh's Liniment, Cracker Jacks and Castor Oil.....Revival Meetings and Baptisms in the river....catalogs and feed sack skirts. From: "Pretty is only skin deep" to "Always mind your manners." I am from Methodist, Baptist, Wednesday night prayer meetings and shouting Hallaujah. I am from the Volunteer state of Tennessee with lakes and mountains, race cars, beans, cornbread and red eye gravy. We always called it "God's Country." I am from family get togethers, dinner on the ground, singing with my sisters, a Mother with a heart of gold and a Daddy with a strict hand. A grandfather who always looked to see if I had my fingernails painted and a Grandmother who could squeeze your heart out! Yes, I came from a family of seven siblings and I have told you where I came from. It was wonderful and I wouldn't change a thing if I could. Now let me tell you where I am going...."To Where The Streets Are Paved With Gold." Some days, I can hardly wait!