GETTING OLDER~~~~~~

"TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US!!!!!
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Lost In the Darnest Places
An elderly woman called 911 on her cell phone to report her car had been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried.
The dispatcher said, "Stay calm, an officer is on the way." A few minutes later, the officer radios in....."Disregard, he says, "She got in the back seat by mistake."
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FAMILY
Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"
The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know but I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses... "Was I going up or down the stairs?"
The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood." She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door.
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Oh MY!!!!! TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO ME!!!!!