Clara's Corner: "Alter~ations" On Hymns......

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

"Alter~ations" On Hymns......

The Dentist's Hymn... Crown Him With Many Thorns
The Weatherman's Hymn... There Shall Be Showers Of Blessings
The Contractors Hymn... The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn... Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn... There Is A Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn... Standing On The Promises
The Optometrist's Hymn... Open My Eyes That I May See
The IRS Agent's Hymn... I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn... Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn... Send The Light
The Shopper's Hymn... In The Sweet By And By
The Realtor's Hymn... A Mansion Over The Hilltop

And now for those of us who like to speed on the highways........
45 MPH... God Will Take Care Of You
55MPH... Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah
65MPH... Nearer My God To Thee
75MPH... Nearer Still Nearer
85MPH... This World Is Not My Home
95MPH... Lord, I'm Coming Home
100MPH... Precious Memories

Have a Good Day Everyone!!!!!!

5 comments:

Tina Leigh said...: ROL!!! ROL!!!! ROL!!! You are killing me Clara!!!!; 10:11 AM
Tina Leigh said...: Oh wait that was ROF!! You know what I mean..LOL!!!!!; 10:11 AM
Rachel said...: I was trying to figure out what ROL meant!!!

LOL Clara!! I loved all those Hymns!!; 11:59 AM
dot said...: Thanks for keeping us laughing!; 10:15 PM
Teresa said...: I'm glad you gave me a good laugh today! I've been so sleepy and I think laughing woke me up some.; 2:58 PM

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