Clara's Corner: On The Lighter side.....FUNNY SIGNS

Sunday, April 03, 2011

In a Podiatrist"s office: Time Wounds All Heels.
On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday"s Meals- On Wheels.
On a Plumbers"s truck: We Repair What Your Husband Fixed.
On another Plumber"s truck: Don't Sleep With A Drip....Call Your Plumber.
On a Church's Billboard: 7 days without God makes one weak.
At a Tire Store in Milwaukee: Invite Us To Your Next Blowout.
On an Electrician's truck: Let Us Remove Your Shorts.
On a Maternity Room Door: PUSH...PUSH...PUSH.
At an Optometrist's Office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
Outside a Muffler Shop: No Appointment Necessary; We Hear You Coming.
In A Veterinarian's waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: Drive Carefully! We'll Wait....
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: CAUTION.....This Truck Is Full of Political Promises.