FLOWERS.......IN MY YARD

I can't believe it's been almost a year since I made a post on my blog.   At one time, I made a post almost every day.   I guess Facebook took over.    I still love mt blog and go to it every now and then just for memories.    This post today is a few of the flowers in my yard this spring. (If you are on Facebook, you have already seen them)   I can't remember a time when I wanted to see spring so badly.    I love working in my yard, and I have scars to show for it!  Probably no one will ever see this post, but if you do....leave me a comment.   I will try to do better!

This is from my little garden.   I had a total of two tomato plants.    They are so yummy!

Hello again blogging world.   I've been as busy as a one eyed cat watching 49 rat holes!   :-)   I just finished crocheting this fabulous afghan, Peppermint Throw.   It is interlocking crochet.  Such a treat to finish.   Hope everyone is enjoying the beautiful weather as I am here in TN. today.  

Just checking In.....

Hello to the blogging world!    I have been away for so long.   It all seems new to me now to even post a photo.   Did Facebook take over?   I'm afraid so.   But I was wondering if I had any friends left in the blogging world.   If you would happen to see this....leave a comment.   The photo is a swinging bridge in Bluff City,  TN.   (my home town)

WHEN I'M AN OLD LADY.......

When I'm an old lady,  I'll live with each kid,

And bring so much happiness...just as they did.

I want to pay back all the joy they've provided.

Returning each deed.   Oh, they'll be so excited.

(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

I'll write on the wall with reds, whites and blues;

And I'll bounce on the furniture....wearing my shoes.
I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out;
I'll stuff all the toilets and oh, how they'll shout;
When I'm an old lady and live with each kid)

When they're on the phone and just out of reach,
I'll get into things like sugar and bleach.
Oh, they'll snap their fingers and then shake their heads.
(When I;m an old lady and live with my kids)

When they cook dinner and call me to eat,
I'll not eat my green beans, salad or meat;
I'll gag on my orka, spill milk on the table,
And when they get angry....I'll run, if I'm able.
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

I'll sit close to the TV, through the channels I'll click,
I'll cross both eyes just to see if they stick.
I'll take off my socks and throw one away,
And play in the mud 'till the end of the day.
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

And later in bed, I'll lay back and sigh;
I'll thank God in prayer and then close my eyes.
My kids will look down with a smile slowly creeping;
And say with a groan,
"She's so sweet when she's sleeping."

ON THE LIGHTER SIDE.......

A man was having so much sickness and he had gone to doctor after doctor.  None were able to find anything wrong with him. So finally he went to a doctor and the doctor asked him, "so you have good BM" and the man replied, "yes, every morning at 8:20 I have to go , no matter where I am....  at 8:20 I have to go to the bathroom.  well the doctor said he couldn't find anything wrong, but he would give him a shot of penicillin.  There were three little germs hiding in the man and when they heard the word , it scared them to death.  One little germ said, "I'm going up here and hide behind the heart."   The second little germ said, 'I'm going to hide behind the liver," and the third little germ said, " you all stick around if you want to,  I am taking that 8:20 out of here."

JUST SO YOU WILL KNOW........